Script one - Now After A posh English school child moves to Wales and tries to learn the local sayings said by pupils at the local secondary school! Script 2 - Mam Bach! Kiddo enters – they have obviously had a rough day at school. Mam walks on and off in the background throughout this scene – their “housework” tasks should get more and more comical as the scene goes on i.e. polishing a rubber chicken, or hoovering in a wig. The character of Mam can be played by a boy or girl but should dress as a stereotypical Welsh Mam. English Script with elements of Welsh language! Please note that these are schort script extracts of original script written by me.